So....plan B.
Operation bisquik pancake mix.
Before now, I had never made pancakes and neither had Nick. More importantly, I usually hate homemade pancakes. Give me an eggo waffle any day. Anyway, Nick and I embarked on our journey of making pancakes and it was highly successful. Perhaps too successful...we had pancakes for the following two days. Also, Nick's pancakes were much prettier than mine :/